Goatview Farm - The Saint Report www.goatview.com

February 14
Library Lovers' Month:
Should You Pick Up a Book or HIM?

 
Book
Man
Usually not as interesting as the cover
No
Yes
Complains because you have dogs in the bed, too
No
Yes
Creates an ongoing expense
No
Yes
Requires makeup and dieting
No
Yes
Good traveler
Yes
No
Must be fed periodically
No
Yes
Can be discussed with enjoyment by others
Yes
No
Improved by good vision
Yes
No
Improved by bad vision
No
Yes
Can create messes larger than itself
No
Yes
Likely to end badly
No
Yes
Easy to get rid of if it turns out to be boring
Yes
No
Has an intrinsic market value
Yes
No
Can be used as a hotpad
Yes
No

Saints celebrating feast days today include Saint Valentine (patron saint of beekeepers, affianced couples, and the young, invoked against epilepsy, fainting, and the plague and for a happy marriage), Saints Cyril, Monk, and Methodius, and Saint John Baptist of the Conception (John Garcia).

Birthdays: Carl Bernstein (1944, Washington, DC).

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Marilyn Jones 2000-2008