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March 24
Vashti

Vashti is one of my heroes in the Bible. She had guts, nerve, and self-respect, and on this, the Fast of Esther, I'm going to tell you about her. First, here's the King James version of the Book of Esther, Chapter 1 (if you think this will be too boring, just scroll down for the Queen Marilyn version):

  • Now it came to pass in the days of Ahasuerus, (this is Ahasuerus which reigned, from India even unto Ethiopia, over an hundred and seven and twenty provinces:)
  • That in those days, when the king Ahasuerus sat on the throne of his kingdom, which was in Shushan the palace,
  • In the third year of his reign, he made a feast unto all his princes and his servants; the power of Persia and Media, the nobles and princes of the provinces, being before him:
  • When he shewed the riches of his glorious kingdom and the honour of his excellent majesty many days, even an hundred and fourscore days.
  • And when these days were expired, the king made a feast unto all the people that were present in Shushan the palace, both unto great and small, seven days, in the court of the garden of the king’s palace;
  • Where were white, green, and blue, hangings, fastened with cords of fine linen and purple to silver rings and pillars of marble: the beds were of gold and silver, upon a pavement of red, and blue, and white, and black, marble.
  • And they gave them drink in vessels of gold, (the vessels being diverse one from another,) and royal wine in abundance, according to the state of the king.
  • And the drinking was according to the law; none did compel: for so the king had appointed to all the officers of his house, that they should do according to every man’s pleasure.
  • Also Vashti the queen made a feast for the women in the royal house which belonged to king Ahasuerus.
  • 10 On the seventh day, when the heart of the king was merry with wine, he commanded Mehuman, Biztha, Harbona, Bigtha, and Abagtha, Zethar, and Carcas, the seven chamberlains that served in the presence of Ahasuerus the king,
  • 11 To bring Vashti the queen before the king with the crown royal, to shew the people and the princes her beauty: for she was fair to look on.
  • 12 But the queen Vashti refused to come at the king’s commandment by his chamberlains: therefore was the king very wroth, and his anger burned in him.
  • 13 Then the king said to the wise men, which knew the times, (for so was the king’s manner toward all that knew law and judgment:
  • 14 And the next unto him was Carshena, Shethar, Admatha, Tarshish, Meres, Marsena, and Memucan, the seven princes of Persia and Media, which saw the king’s face, and which sat the first in the kingdom;)
  • 15 What shall we do unto the queen Vashti according to law, because she hath not performed the commandment of the king Ahasuerus by the chamberlains?
  • 16 And Memucan answered before the king and the princes, Vashti the queen hath not done wrong to the king only, but also to all the princes, and to all the people that are in all the provinces of the king Ahasuerus.
  • 17 For this deed of the queen shall come abroad unto all women, so that they shall despise their husbands in their eyes, when it shall be reported, The king Ahasuerus commanded Vashti the queen to be brought in before him, but she came not.
  • 18 Likewise shall the ladies of Persia and Media say this day unto all the king’s princes, which have heard of the deed of the queen. Thus shall there arise too much contempt and wrath.
  • 19 If it please the king, let there go a royal commandment from him, and let it be written among the laws of the Persians and the Medes, that it be not altered, That Vashti come no more before king Ahasuerus; and let the king give her royal estate unto another that is better than she.
  • 20 And when the king’s decree which he shall make shall be published throughout all his empire, (for it is great,) all the wives shall give to their husbands honour, both to great and small.
  • 21 And the saying pleased the king and the princes; and the king did according to the word of Memucan:
  • 22 For he sent letters into all the king’s provinces, into every province according to the writing thereof, and to every people after their language, that every man should bear rule in his own house, and that it should be published according to the language of every people.

Now, here's the Queen Marilyn version (I made lots of this up so don't use it as proof of anything):

You would have thought King Ahasuerus had conquered all the lands he ruled singlehandedly by the way he swaggered and postured and threw his weight around. The fact was, his three-year rule hadn't accomplished much of anything other than to not (yet) lose any ground and to celebrate this, the king invited every nobleman in his kingdom to visit the court and admire all his stuff.

The open-house lasted for months and ended with a party to end all parties. The king entertained the men in one area while his beautiful wife, Vashti, played hostess to the women in another. For a full week, the men drank and told stupid jokes and behaved badly. Ahasuerus, at his wit's end to find yet another thing to brag about, sent a crew of servants to tell Vashti to put on only her crown and come show all his guests what they were missing.

Vashti, who was already worn out from having to be gracious for a full week, looked at the men angrily. "He WHAT?" she snorted. "He wants me to parade around in front of his drunken buddies so they can envy him my body?? I'll give you a message to send back: tell the king he can kiss my ass. In private."

This message had a predictable outcome. Ahasuerus was furious. And his company was furious, but less because they were really furious than because they were drunk on their butts, had just missed a royal skin show, and had been saying "yes, your highness" for a whole week. "I'll show HER," the king screeched, "she can be REPLACED!"

There was nothing but agreement. After all, if the Queen could get away with this sort of thing, every woman might start showing some backbone and then where would the men be?

The king issued a decree which was to be posted all over his kingdom: "Households are ruled by husbands, not wives." Some people hadn't heard the story before they saw the decree and were puzzled. After they heard the story, they were amused. It seemed that everyone except the king knew that if a man weren't in charge of his own household, it would take more than a piece of paper to change it.

And with that, Vashti was divorced. She didn't care. In fact, if the truth were known, she was thrilled to be free. Her family, who had money of their own, would be scandalized for a while, but they would get over it. And she was still spectacularly beautiful; she wouldn't be alone any longer than she wanted to be. Being Queen had been interesting but it had been more of a trap than she had ever imagined. That Esther person could have it.

Saints celebrating feast days today include St. Aldemar, St. Timolaus & Companions, St. Seleucus, St. Caimin, St. Cairlon, St. Domangard , St.Epicharis, St. Hildelitba, St. Latinus, St. Macartan, St. Romulus and Secundus, St. Mark & Timothy, St. Pigmenius. No patronages today.

Birthdays
Not Celebrating: Harry Houdini (1874-1926), William Morris (1834-1896), John Wesley Powell (1834-1902).

Still Celebrating: Lara Flynn Boyle (1970, Davenport, IA), Lawrence Ferlinghetti (1919, Yonkers, NY)(He's still alive??).

And, from IMDB...the complete list of celebrating stars.

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Marilyn Jones 2002-2008